Vice President of Information Technology
"Our team powers the warp core for the Stoneship Enterprise."
Associate Director of Information Technology
> SELECT * FROM Stone.Beers WHERE NOT (Quality = 'Awesome')
0 rows returned
"Arrogant Bastard Ale: OAKED for your pleasure."
"Stone beer, life is good."
IT/HR Administrative Assistant
"Friends don't let friends drink fizzy yellow beer"
"After a long day of riding, nothing satiates quite like the brisk cold feel of a good brew."
"We put the binary in your beer!"
"My servers are liquid cooled... with Stone IPA!"
Business Systems Analyst
"Stop being a 'Wussie'. Drink Stone."
"Pa'ipunahele Stone Brewing!"
Sr. IT Technician